Portable Chamber Pot Palace

GP600

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A small pocket sized figurine of a blue box with a small door that opens and closes. It smells like the back allies of a festival on a hot summer day. When this figure is placed on the ground and it’s activating phrase “My boss gets a gold, I get a copper, so I use the pot while I’m on the clocker”

When the activation phrase is said the figure grows in size to form a small 5×5 foot stand alone room with a privy in. While full size the privy gives off an aura in a 30 foot diameter. Anyone inside the area assumes the privy room is normal unless they make a DC25 investigation check.

The room returns to figurine size in 10 minutes, so don’t take too long. Anyone that remains is violently ejected in a poisonous spray (6d6 poison damage)

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